The Eye Test

So lets say that you walk into GNC and see Zydrunas Savickas(current world's strongest man titleholder) and myself(6'0" 155-165 lbs sopping wet) working and ask us if the "x" pills or "y" pills will make me get bigger. Suppose we kind of look at each other and I say "I think pills x", and Zydrunas says "I think pills y." You can clearly tell that neither him nor I know for sure but you look at us and think, "yeah I'm gonna go with the pills that the large musclebound guy thinks." When in doubt, use the eye test. I tell this fictitious story so you don't think I'm just making fun of fat people with my actual story. My wife and I are in Subway and we're standing in line(for fucking ever, but not relevant in this story, I'll speak poor customer service sometime) and this lady in front of us asks the two ladies working there if this bread or that bread has less calories or something like that and the two ladies kind of look at each other and neither one has a fucking clue what the correct answer is (which is pathetic, you work at a "health" minded restaurant and many people come there because it's healthy, KNOW THE FUCKING PRODUCTS!!!!!!) and skinny lady says she thinks this bread has less calories and fat lady says that bread has less calories...Looks aren't always deceiving.